Hunter Paul Romney Tancredo?

Article By Writer Michael Kraft Author: Michael Kraft
Published: June 8, 2007
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So on the stage at the debate I realized that WHEN republicans win the presidency again, 9 of these fine candidates (8 if you leave out McCain) will be good Americans with no job as president. So if they were to work together after the fact who would you make president and where would you stick the other candidates to work with the next president?

Here are the jobs available for the people you would make president on the stage (you can choose dems too), so where do you assign each of them in 2008 if you get to pick? And Why?

President
Vice President
Ambassador to the United Nations
Department of Agriculture
Department of the Interior
Department of Commerce
Department of Justice
Department of Defense
Department of Labor
Department of Education
Department of State
Department of Energy
Department of Transportation
Department of the Treasury
Department of
Homeland Security

For me, how about we start with Duncan Hunter as president and Ron Paul as his Vice President. I love Dr. Pauls views on interior issues and as Vice he could have a bit more time to be on the scene with his great personality an honest appeal.

Mitt Romney is my Secretary of the Treasury, perhaps energy too if he has time for two jobs.
Tom Tancredo is the new Head of Homeland Security, under Hunter and Paul I think we would do more than the “nothing” that McCain says we do now.

Mike Huckabee is Secretary of Education as he shows such appeal in moral issues with a real dedication to the family values I agree with.

Rudy is My Secretary Of State and UN Ambassador as well (weekend job), as I really think he may be the man on the ground we need in international matters. You just dont get tougher than a New Yorker in a tough world.

Jim Gilmore I would have a place for somewhere but not sure which he would shine in. I liked his candid attitude at the debate very much.

I may cross the line and use Obama in one of the softer roles above as he does have people skills and charm and energy to be productive in the right team of leaders shown above, Newt Gingrich would also be utilized, he has earned his choice of what is left.

McCain and Hillary would get jobs as dishwashers in the White house kitchen since they both seem to be EXPERTS on the jobs that Americans wont do, perhaps they can pitch in and change that.

And since Hillary apparently neglected the bedroom when she lived in the White House, perhaps the kitchen will be more her cup of tea?

Where would you use leftovers after your guy won?

Hunter Paul Romney Tancredo super candidate?

Hunter

Paul

Romney

Tancredo

Hillary clinton

John McCain

Newt Gingrich

11 Responses to “Hunter Paul Romney Tancredo?”

Mike on June 8th, 2007 2:30 am

Ron Paul would be my president and all the rest can go to hell.
University Update on June 8th, 2007 4:34 am

Hunter Paul Romney Tancredo?…

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KJW on June 8th, 2007 10:53 am

PS Ron Paul go to hell
smtwngrl on June 8th, 2007 12:19 pm

Since it looks like no one else has taken a shot at this, I will.

Ron Paul is the President. Other candidates must commit to obeying their oaths of office (to follow the Constitution) before they are brought on board.

Vice President–Mitt Romney–he may do well, once he is educated
Department of Agriculture–Sam Brownback
Department of State/Ambassador–Mike Huckabee
Department of Defense–Duncan Hunter and Tom Tancredo
Department of Treasury–Tommy Thompson
Department of Justice or Commerce–Jim Gilmore
smtwngrl on June 8th, 2007 12:23 pm

Department of Homeland Security–Rudy Giuliani, appointed one day before the Department was cut
Michael Kraft on June 8th, 2007 1:14 pm

hahah - true for alot of these
Freedom's Truth on June 9th, 2007 4:02 pm

Vice President–Mitt Romney–he may do well, once he is educated

Romney has a Harvard MBA and made $500 million as a Venture Capitalist. And looks good on TV. Could make him President or VP, so long as he really governs conservative … make sure his RINO tendencies are put in a lock-box.

Ron Paul? I’d send him to iraq to teach the Iraqis about consitutional govt.

“I may cross the line and use Obama in one of the softer roles above as he does have people skills” … leave politics and become a televangelist for his wacky afro-centric church.
Michael Kraft on June 10th, 2007 1:55 am

Thats a smart use of Doctor Paul, hed either educate them or defeat them with persistence.
Flaxen-headed Strumpet on June 10th, 2007 10:15 am

Pres- R. Paul
VP- Fred Thompson
Agriculture-Jim Demint
Commerce-Mitt Romney
Homeland Security AND Ambassador to Mexico- Tom Tancredo

Education- Abolish the Dept. of Edjukashun and send every employee in it down to the unemployment office. Maybe they can find them some work “that Americans just won’t do”.

The others ???
Tar and Feathers on June 12th, 2007 10:52 pm

Pres-Ron Paul
VP-Tancredo
Justice-Fred Thomson (Mr law & order)
agriculture-Hillary (pulling a wagon)
New Commerce AND Treasury Dept-Romney
Labor-McCain (I mean hard labor)
State-Hunter
Defense-Giuliani (too rash for state)
DHS-abolished
FootzballM on July 25th, 2007 5:52 am

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