Global Warming Strikes Back

Article By Writer Kevin Clarke Author: Kevin Clarke
Published: November 3, 2007
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Global Cooling

“Al Gore, where were you when the cooling threat to america was defeated in 1979? ”

“Smokng pot and playing hackysack at the Dailykos.”

Shown here is the cover of a 1979 issue of the very LIBERAL leaning TIME magazine. It seems like only yesterday when the same college teachers and professors were writing articles explaining the proof that we were moving towards a new ice age.

Maybe all the Aerosol hairspray of the 1980’s turned it all around?
We were saved by the Pet Shop Boys and Tiffany!

Nothing says “liberal” like crowd control through paranoia. Common sense must do battle with one reason to be afraid after another.

Where to start on the horrific effects of global warming this week.

I learned this week that the fires in California were caused by global warming.

The CNN reporter did say, “one has to wonder how much of this was contributed to by global climate change”.

I guess the alternative is to turn the channel and learn about something that is a danger based in reality, like say Pakistan teetering on overthrow?

Maybe we should just Nuke them as Obama suggested? Then we can get back sending castro a Valentine’s day card.
(xoxox love Obama,…. PS send more dictators!)

I guess that is too hard to write poems about Pakistan in the San Francisco liberal drum circles. Since nothing rhymes with Pakistan, we will just keep the topic on global warming.

(Oh shit nothing ryhmes with warming!…..thank god for spoken-word)

Enjoy this edit job of a Season 10 episode of South Park, having a nice laugh at the liberal hysteria over global warming.

“With all due respect cliché dissenting Republican, the economy isn’t going to matter the day after tomorrow!”

- Randy Marsh, Southpark

Then I learned that the same scientists predicted 10 years of horrible hurricane seasons have now discovered that they were wrong, but only because global warming destroyed all the hurricanes.

I didn’t realize that global warming was causing suffering all over the earth where most people just refer to it as weather. people that have never been enlightened by the Anderson Cooper bible of things that scare Americans.

Only thanks to the global reach can they understand how once again America has caused them pain by now being responsible every time someone in India has to suffer bad weather.

I hope I am not the only person that avoids the prepackaged spin of news and disaster marketing. You are fed things to worry about because worry is a very strong form of interest. The long strings of disaster threats you are fed by simpleton presentations on CNN are just a refined form of reality TV.

Site back and relax while Anderson cooper and his team of crack “news” reporters tell you about the many reasons for you to STAY TUNED to CNN.

Global Cooling, Global Warming, Nuclear Winter, Anthrax envelopes, Meteors from space, the last days fo the sun, killer hurricanes (and hypercaines) and a variety of other ways to keep idiot liberals in picket lines and watching CNN 4 hour global warming specials.

Lets not forget that it won’t be long before we al pretend we didn’t fall for the hysteria, and it was the other guys that got sucked in.

“In the 1970s, mainstream media outlets published stories about a coming age of “global cooling” and the climate disaster it would trigger. Headlines of the time proclaimed “The Cooling World” (Newsweek, 1975), “Scientists Ask Why World Climate Is Changing: Major Cooling May Be Ahead” (The New York Times, 1975), and “Earth Seems to be Cooling Off Again” (The Christian Science Monitor, 1974). “

Oops, our bad, nevermind…….lets move on to eminent nuclear threats of the 1980’s.
Please turn in your iceage survival gear and receive your bomb shelter food kit.

CNN has gone past just making flaming text headlines to describe every study on something new that will destoy the world, now they are dedicating 4 hour blocks of “news” to make sure you understand that you are doomed.

Only 4 hours of commercial packed info-tainment can save you from the guilt of being a first world participant.

I will continue to broadcast common sense and laugh in the face of CNN until such time as the world does come to an end, which i understand should be sometime next Tuesday around 3pm.

Global warming and other reasons to watch CNN are going to kill us all, only al Gore can save us.