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The laugh train that just keeps running along. Occupy Wallstreet, aka “Occupy a workday with something other than sleeping on mom’s couch”.
If you find Hypocrisy funny, they got that in heaping piles…. Maybe un-bathed hippies make you laugh?… Well they have those by the hundred.
You like 20 year old kids wearing ski masks throwing rocks at police while holding an IPhone 4s, then complaining about life being so hard on them? Yep, check, got ‘em.
Or maybe just the general communist overtones and sheer stupidity of the “hate the 1%” argument make you laugh?
The Occupy Movement is like a retarded kid trapped in finger cuffs, they are so pathetic and unable to put two thoughts together that you have to laugh and cry for them.
I would like to laugh at an issue or two, or what they “stand for” but nobody ever figured that out.
I found this partial list of the Occupy a workday’s demands, I know this isn’t complete.
1. “end the rich” (actual sign)
2. “end corporations (actual sign again)
3. Free death row victims! (actual sign)
4. Equal marriage rights for gay and lesbian community.
5. Legalize illegal immigrants!
6. Tax the Rich. (Rich means over 250K in Obama’s world)
7. End the tea party. (size envy perhaps?)
8. Stop Muslim hate!
9. Refinance homes for those underwater!
10. More money for teachers!
11. More money for police!
12. (meanwhile) Stop police racism and brutality!
13. Legalize marijuana? (just assuming from all the people smoking at the “movement”)
14. Fire all CEOS! (from a sign)
15. R.I.P. Steve Jobs! (guess he wasn’t a CEO worth 8 Billion?)
16. Stop Global Warming!
17. Require Union Membership!
18. Fire Congress! (just the republican half of course)
19. Impeach Rick Scott! (for requiring drug tests for food stamps i assume?)
20. End republican racism! Demanding an ID to cast a vote or a state wanting to arrest the illegals crossing their borders with Obama’s Fast and Furious guns is just going too far.
Well you can see I need to learn more about such a great communist movement.
I am confident that where Castro and Chavez failed, this up and coming band of 20 year old college students with iPhones will succeed.
But where to go if I want to learn more?
Well I can just get the new Huffington Post book on the Occupy Movement.
The title is OCCUPY: Why It Started. Who’s Behind It. What’s Next. A stirring title about the fight against the evil 1% for creating all the jobs that Obama promised to.
Problem with this book is that it is for sale. The target audience is communists and freeloaders, and the Huffington Post decides you need to pay them to read about the movement against profits.
The book is only like $5.99 for the digital version. The digital version costs exactly ZERO dollars to make a copy of, so it is 100% capitalistic profits. This could have even a bigger profit margin that Michael Moore’s last 50 Million dollar movie about the evils of capitalism.
The book is authored by the “Huffington Post Staff”. That would make it essentially the property of President & Editor-in-Chief: Arianna Huffington.
You know Arianna Huffington the woman currently worth between $100,000,000 and $115,000,000. That’s 100 million with a lot of zeros.
So the 100 Million Dollar owner of a communist online paper is going to sell you a $5 digital copy of her new book for a 100% profit margin so you can learn about the “incredible” movement against the “evil greedy rich people”.
See I told you Occupy was so funny it’s sad.
Next time you happen to be walking past a tent in a park and hear the sound of a $1400 apple laptop inside, just ask the poor 99%’er inside.
If the richest 1% all died tomorrow, wouldn’t the next guys in line be the next 1%?
So just get rid of everyone until you are the richest?
Now, either go get a job, or thank your boss for creating one for you with free enterprise capitalism and the hard work required to become a 1%’er.
From a Comment Below:
“Mr. Kraft, you are certainly old enough to know better than to use a “retarded kid” analogy to get your point across. You had me until then. Just not right to mock the most vulnerable among us.” – Who was I mocking, I was comparing the mental deficient Occupy crowd to the mentally handicapped. So you think it is mocking the “retarded” kids to compare them to Occupy protest crowd. You may have a point. The comparison does insult mentally handicapped. And if you are really that uptight, I have worked the special olympics and continue to donate to it.
I assume thats not WHAT you meant, you meant it’s not politically correct I assume? I am also old enough to know that I can write the word retarded, I don’t have time to let others tell me what the phrase of the month is. Mentally challenged? Intellectually handicapped?
I thought the president made the same comparison about his bowling game? On national TV….did he lose you there?
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